Laloo Prasad Yadav's jokes

Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the
security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE" for which Laloo replied "65Kgs"
and moved on...

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At a bar in New York, the man to Laloo's left tells the bartender,
"JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS,
SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?" Laloo
replies: "LALOO PRASAD, MARRIED."

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for quite
sometime, Laloo proudly shows off the finished puzzle to a friend. "It
took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT," Laloo brags.

"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG." the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL". Laloo replies. "SEE THIS CARTON, IT IS WRITTEN - "FOR
4-7 YRS".

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After having resigned as the CM of Bihar, Laloo decides to go
modelling.
On one occasion, he enters a herd of buffaloes and resting his elbows
on
the back of the cattle he poses for the photo. Next day the photo
appears on the front page of a newspaper.

Guess the caption?! "LALOO, THIRD FROM LEFT!"

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Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business
Development to Bihar. The Japanese Emissary was quite impressed with
Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years
and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan."

Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inefficient", he
stated. "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into the next Bihar!"

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A reporter asked Laloo "What the main reason for divorce?" Laloo
replies
"Marriage".